Lol it was a joke...The standard crappy free hosting sla is like this "YOU GET 500gb space and 100,000GB bandwidth, and 99.99999% uptime for a whopping 3 weeks until we get so many spammers and abusers that we close!!!". Our sla is "You get 5GB space, 10GB bandwidth, and 99.9% uptime for a minimum of 3 years(our servers are paid until then), and we are 95% sure we will go on for many years past that"